Category: Joke Board
Subject: A Letter From India - A Mom to her Son
English-India Humour…….Funny!
Letter from a mother to her son......dramatic english
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My dear Jagjit,
I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there. I'm writing
this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.
We are not living where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the
newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from home, so we moved
20 miles.
I am not able to send the address, as the last Sardar who stayed here took
the house number with him for his new house
so he would not have to change his address.
Hopefully, by next week we will be able to take our earlier address plate
here, and that our address will remain same too.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right
above the toilet. But I'm not sure it works too well. Last week I put in 3
shirts, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since.
The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first
time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.
The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too
heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and
put them in the pocket.
Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him.
He is cutting the grass at the cemetery.
By the way, I took Bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is Badmash. He
told her that two piece swimming suit is not allowed in his club. We were
confused as to which piece we should remove?
Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a
girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.
Your uncle, Jetinder fell in the nearby well. Some men tried to pull him
out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned.
We cremated him and he burned for three days.
Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He drowned and died trying to
fulfill his father's last wishes. His father had wished to be buried in the
sea after he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a
grave for his father in the sea.
There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.
Love,
Mom.
P.S : Jagjit, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized,
I had already sealed off this letter
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lol Awesome.
hahahahahaha so cool though some of the things that have been mentioned in here sounds like a blonde would do but a awesome funny letter, smiles.
I have to say that I have just read this board, I didn't have a clue what I would find when I clicked on the title, but I had to stop a couple of times whilst reading until I had finished laughing.
great job!
lol
Good.